The cookies you are about to see are not intended for your grandma’s consumption. Nor are they intended for your 5 year old’s lunch box. Any resemblance to actual curves or derrières or bosoms, living or dead, is by no way coincidental.
These sugar-infused representations of actual body parts were crafted “purely” for the purpose of bridal shower enjoyment.
Or my husband’s lunch box. Left-overs have never been sexier.
So, if you’re the easily offended type {which – if you read my blog and actually return – I can’t imagine you are}…consider yourself warned. Or simply tilt your head sideways and convince yourself they’re hearts wearing sunglasses. Whatever floats your goat.
Without further ado…may I present…
Pink and black lace-trimmed nibbly bits. How can you go wrong with that combination?
Complete with pearl accents, ruffles and ribbons. Oh, and the groom’s name tattooed on a tush.
I had entirely too much fun creating these curvy little numbers, and thoroughly enjoyed sweet Bean’s curiosity over the “bra and bottom” cookies. It seemed my “these are for a girl who’s about to get married, and so she’s going to have a husband soon, and he’ll be allowed to see her undies…so we’re celebrating with ‘undie’ cookies” explanation satisfied her curiosity as well as the extra bosom satisfied her sweet tooth.
I got the idea for this design right here and have been itching to give them a whirl ever since.
So the big question now is…what’s the next big cookie project? I’m undeniably hooked, and my squeeze bottles are filled, poised, and ready to pipe!
P.S. Did I mention my cookies flew out to Las Vegas today?
{heck yeah, baby!}
