Alternately entitled: The Astonishing Empowerment of
“Junior Police Officer” Stickers
This little lass here adores her daddy. Adores. Her. Daddy.
She also happens to be incredibly proud of what her daddy does as a day job. Only, it’s a night job. Which she’s not so much a fan of.
On rare occasion, I open the garage door to this awe-inspiring scene:
Yes ladies. On these days…my garage is downright sexy.
My Chevy Venture…his Crown Vic…it’s a match made in heaven, baby.
And Cricket would like you to know…she’s going to drive it one day.
This little sticker is going to make it possible {or so she thinks}.
Despite her apparent desire to “hear no evil” or “see no evil”…
It is apparent that, beneath her sweet, pink-clad exterior…
she means business.
{“bad girls, bad girls…whatcha gonna do…
watcha gonna do when she comes for you?”}
